My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
i wish i had Girls. like a group of people i call My Girls. me and My Girls are going out tonight for karaoke. sorry i missed your call, one of My Girls was having a crisis so she came over and we cried it out. oh my god, i haven’t seen that movie since the time My Girls and i had a sleepover and made pot brownies. My Girls are here for me no matter what and boys will never tear us apart
I’m pretty sure I had a dream about really stylish girls with cool facial hair
tv shows and movies that make the hot girl secretly really smart make me so mad like they want everyone to be surprised. here’s a surprise. i’m delivering bees straight to your door
journaling is good; instead of talking to my friends about really banal things I can just talk it out with myself. basically everyone wins